Yes kids, it’s Karaoke-Poetry Time! Todays’ poem can be sung to the tune of Jefferson Airplanes “White Rabbit“.

Here’s the backing track

monkey and i pad in bath



One pill makes you larger,

and one pill makes you small,

and the ones I got on E-Bay,

don’t do anything at all!


Go ask Google,

or that Doctor at the mall.


And if you go, chasing child porn,

and you know you’re going to fall,

When they get hold of your meta-data,

then the police-man is going to call


They’ll ask Google,

if the girls were too small.


When the Trolls on Facebook and forums


and there’s Conspiracies on You-Tube

and clips of Adolf Hitler in your bed


Go ask Google.. or Wikpedia instead..


When Logic and Proportion

are replaced by Marketing Schemes,

and every link you’re sent is a phishing hook,

yet you still feel compelled to look,


what the Rev-er-end said,

“Read a book!”

“Read a book!”

Cheaper by the LB! The Revs PA has some heavy reading ahead


news cycle Jpig


reverend profile red

The Reverend Hellfire is a practised Performance Poet,

President of the Kurilpa Institute of Creativity

and an ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism

AND the Church of the Universe.

Yeah. That’s him. The crazy guy with the hat.



~ by reverendhellfire on May 17, 2015.

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