A MODERN HOUSE-HUSBAND’S COMPLAINT

And what of the Fate of we Men, in an Age where Women are increasingly going off into the World to carve themselves out exciting, rewarding careers? The Reverend explains..

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A Reverend's work is never done..

A Reverend’s work is never done..

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A Modern House-Husband’s Complaint

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Oh,

the Mopping, the Shopping,

the Dropping of Children,

off at the School or the Pool.

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The Cleaning, (Demeaning),

and the Tasks I am Meaning

to do in the Time. (Minuscule)

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The Washing, the Sloshing,

the Cat that needs Watching,

and the Chickens Escape. (As a Rule)

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The Cooking, the Looking

at Calender Bookings,

The Phone calls from Scammers and Fools!

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To my Daughter, I am Chauffeur,

to my Neighbour, “a Loafer”,

to my Partner, a Convenient Tool.

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But at Night when at Rest,

She will some times Confess,

at my Best I’m a Romantic Fool!

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on table

That Cat definitely needs watching..

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blak attak jpig

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face you can trust

The Reverend Hellfire is a practicing Performance Poet,

President of the Kurilpa Institute of Creativity Inc.,

and an ordained Minister of the Church of Spiritual Humanism

AND the Church of the Universe.

“He may be the Last Crazy Man

in a World turned terrifyingly Sane!”

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~ by reverendhellfire on June 7, 2015.

2 Responses to “A MODERN HOUSE-HUSBAND’S COMPLAINT”

  1. Ha ha lovely thanks

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