DOWNTIME/ plus SQUAREY! Extravaganza!


Sunday Sermons apologises (to the dozen or so readers who actually regularly read this column,) for the absence of this weeks’ Sermon.

Alas, the Reverend Hellfire was far too depressed to write anything new this week, or even to resurrect something from the historical archives, fix the punctuation, and pass it off as a “Redux” version.

I’m going to see if I can find an honest man,” he told staff before walking off into the night, I may be some time.”

He was last seen striding determinedly down the centre-line of the New England Highway, somewhere south of Tenterfield. Time-serving, local Fine-Dodgers, working their Community Service out on the Road-Kill Removal Teams, have been instructed to be on the look-out for the Reverend’s distinctive corpse, should it happen to turn up amongst the mass of mangled carcasses scraped off the bitumen each day.

Rumours that the notorious Poet & Performance Artist is in fact holed up in Barnaby Joyce‘s heavily-fortified

compound on the outskirts of Armidale, have been strongly denied by both National Party officials and ecclesiastical Authorities from the Church of Spiritual Humanism.

Meanwhile, speaking from his heavily fortified compound in the Boondall Wetlands, long time associate of the Reverend Hellfire and respected psycho-pharmacological researcher, “Doctor Bob“, remains confident that the Rev

has merely been re-abducted by Aliens.

“It’s been a number of years since the Alien Implant was surgically inserted in the Rev’s neck “, the Doctor averred,

“There’s been several upgrades and patches issued recently from Galactic-Central for the Implants’ Quantum-Software.

Until the Reverend’s implant is updated, he’s a walking target for Inter-Dimensional Virii, Quantum-Worms and Psy-Ops Malware.”

One way or the other, we are confident the Reverend will soon be retrieved and chained to his desk once more to churn out more timeless Poetry & Prose. In the meantime, here’s a couple of “Classic” SQUAREY! to tide you over till next Sunday..




The Reverend Hellfire,

they seek him here..

they seek him there..


~ by reverendhellfire on June 5, 2018.

2 Responses to “DOWNTIME/ plus SQUAREY! Extravaganza!”

  1. Are you angling for a paid television interview ?

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